A recent story looks at the proliferation of walk-in health clinics at airports. It seems to be all the rage now. Again, like retail clinics, they are manned by mid-levels and just focus on a narrow range of services. Part of me totally understands this venture. Long wait times and delays make the potential customer base endless. Also, you can’t forget that once you are stuck in the airport you have given in to the fact that you are almost in another universe and the price for things are ridiculous. It always amazes me when I buy a bottle of water for $2.50 or have a crappy slice of pizza for $7 and never bat an eye over the price. It’s like Disney World but much less fun. I can just see airport clinics charging a lot more money in the future once this catches on.
It makes me wonder where else we would start seeing these “clinics” pop up? How about the men’s room at strip clubs? You can have plenty of STD business there. Or what about at car washes?. Don’t forget churches? Right after confession one can slip to the next room and get a colonoscopy to wash away some more sins. Any other ideas? Send them my way and I will rank the top 10 and give you credit as well.
It makes me wonder where else we would start seeing these “clinics” pop up? How about the men’s room at strip clubs? You can have plenty of STD business there. Or what about at car washes?. Don’t forget churches? Right after confession one can slip to the next room and get a colonoscopy to wash away some more sins. Any other ideas? Send them my way and I will rank the top 10 and give you credit as well.
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