On the lighter side of medicine, a new E-card is available to send your partner an email telling them you gave them a sexually transmitted disease. The online partner notification system called inSPOT was created primarily for gay men but it is spreading to the heterosexual world. Thank goodness. That just opens up all sorts of possibilities to poke fun at this. Here we go:
- "Remember last night when I said you have nice abs? Well, you do, but now you also have crabs."
- "Maybe we will date some more, get married and have babies but until then I think you should know that I have a roaring case of scabies."
- "Don't be mad and get all out of sorts but I thought you should know that I probably gave you genital warts".
- "It was a one night stand and I am glad to get rid of ya' but I thought I should tell you that you now have chlamydia."
Anyone out there got any more? I may have to put this in the next Placebo Journal. How about a free subscription for the best response?
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