It has now been found that nonablative laser surgery can give patients tighter upper and lower eyelids. The procedure costs a few hundred dollars and works by seemingly inducing new collagen formation. The study is totally biased as the lead researcher owns stock in the laser company, but who cares? It's much better than the old method where surgeons were actually transplanting discarded foreskin tissue for cosmesis. Sure those patients looked great but we all know what happened to them - they soon became cockeyed.
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