A new device that allows men to check their sperm count is being sold in Europe and may come to America soon. For about $25, the SpermCheck Fertility test will see how "impotent" a person you really are. The only problem is that the test only will tell a man whether or not his sperm count meets a set cutoff and doesn't actually give a number. That's a problem. I would think that a product that would give a real sperm count number would be much more popular. There would be guys competing all over the place as an underground sport to see who had the most sperm. Within a few years it would be on ESPN or ESPN 8 (the ocho).