A government report showed that one in eight public swimming pools was shut down two years ago for such things as dirty water and poor chlorination. The kiddie pools, however, also had fecal matter and urine. The article even makes the statement that one in five adults admit to peeing in the pool. As you can expect, there are a lot of diseases that go along with this. I can hear the Jaws theme now.....Da Dum....Da Dum....Da......and, wait, is that a Baby Ruth bar? God, I love Caddyshack.