A French company is coming out with a new artificial heart that shows real promise. The company that makes the device has been at it for 15 years and it is a very competitive market. Even worse is the failure rate in the artificial heart industry. The French company states human trials are coming as it passed their major hurdle of pumping wine and foie gras. I kid. I kid. No, but seriously folks, the biggest snafu is that if any patient who has the transplanted artificial device is harassed, the unit will immediately surrender. Okay, that was bad too.