In a weird twist to a speeding case, Raymond Stanley Roberts of Florida was found to have a bag of marijuana between his buttocks. But that's not all! The police "dug" a little deeper and then found another bag with 27 pieces of rock cocaine. Roberts did fess up to the marijuana but is adamantly denying that the coke is his. This guy is a medical enigma. Could it be that he not only craps weed but cocaine as well? Talk about the golden goose. This dude is a gold mine. Now if we can only harness his power for good and get him to start stooling out more expensive items like chemo drugs, biphoshonates, antibiotics, etc.