Imagine coming home to your wife with a punctured eye socket, broken bones around your eye and nose and permanent double vision and admitting it wasn't from a fight but instead from a stripper? Well, a dude in Florida had to do just that, but instead of shame, he has received a check for his damages. The article states that Michael Ireland was "poked in the eye by a stripper's spiked high heel when he got a little too close during a performance at the Cheetah Club near West Palm Beach". I would love to know some more details on exactly what position he and she were in when that poking occurred but suffice it to say, Mr. Ireland is walking away with $650,000. For those that are unable to convert that into stripper currency, that would be 32,500 more lap dances or 1625 more visits to the champagne for our little friend in the story.