
A group of organizations in the UK are funding research to create a USB dongle-sized component containing a microchip that tests for STDs. After peeing on it you connect it to your mobile phone or laptop to see if you have herpes, chlamydia or gonorrhea with instant results. Talk about a new party game! This sounds awesome. It would make an awkward conversation, however, when your new partner catches you doing this. And then what happens when it comes up positive? I guess you would call your doctor immediately and say....wait for it.....
"Can you treat me now?"
"How about now?"
"Can you treat me now?"