STD Update

The newest CDC report on STDs shows that gonorrhea is now at its lowest rate ever. Hooray!!! Unfortunately, chlamydia and syphilis infections are now on the rise. Booo!! For those scoring at home:

• Chlamydia - 1.2 million cases.
• Syphilis -14,000 cases.
• Gonorrhea - 301,000 cases.

The cause of these changes is not truly known but I believe the new GonStar automobile STD technology system may have something to do with it. Check out the ad in the December Placebo Journal.