Let's give MSN a gold star for trying to redirect XMAS into a medical message. Must have been a slow news day. The author was able to co-opt some doctor to give his dx on Santa's red cheeks, his weight, his stress and more. Now that's a good but lame message. It would have been funnier if they stretched it even more. You know, Santa's red rash under his pannus, his penile drip for "doing the job when he's in town", etc. Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone!