Bacteriotherapy

I have blogged about fecal transplants before.  It's disgusting but it works.  And that is why it is so fertile for jokes.  Patients who have severe C. Diff infections really may need it.   That being said, I can just see a time where people are making money donating "samples" like they do now for plasma.   Maybe there would be special medical "Porta-potties" at sports games?  Maybe one person of the future has the best fecal bacteria around and he is treated like a king?  I am sure he would be real arrogant, though, as if his "sh^t doesn't stink".

Sorry.  Alright, anyone else with any puns, jokes?  (i.e. this is where the phrase "I could give two sh%ts" came from).