Okay, here is another outlandish study and this time it is from Asia in the Asian Journal of Andrology. Results there show a smaller ratio between the second and fourth fingers is linked to a longer stretched penis size. In other words, the closer the size of man's index finger is to his ringer means the larger his.....well, you get it. This is just great science. First of all, this is an Asian study which will obviously leads to tons of material for stand-up comedians. I mean, really, should they be doing penis size studies? But beyond that, you really have to look at how they did this. "Researchers at Gachon University Gil Hospital in South Korea recruited 144 volunteers 20 years of age and older who were going to undergo urological surgery. While the men were under anesthesia, the researchers measured their finger lengths and both their flaccid and stretched penis lengths." Can you imagine going in for what you thought was surgery only to come out thinking, "Man, is my d%ck sore. If feels like someone has been pulling on it." Where was the ethics committee on that one?
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